You have been the busiest work month I have ever had. Ever. So far everyday you have ran me off my feet and onto something that I think Diet Pepsi can only be responsible for. There are so many things and people I would like to thank who have helped me through you, I find it only acceptable to do so now.
Of course, a huge thanks goes out to the above mentioned Diet Pepsi. Yes, I enjoy PepsiCola much better than CocaCola, and you should too. And how could I forget Dr. Pepper? I can't, for he is responsible for that extra splash of flavor that means the world to me. Without you I don't think the tummy aches from said beverage would be worth it, and you know what Dr. Pepper? I don't even mind your extra 50 calories. Thankyou.
And to all the moldie oldies I deal with. Thankyou to all the 75 + year olds who are rather androgynous looking. You sure keep me guessing! Its been fun (and still will be, I am sure).
To technology- sometimes I love you and sometimes I just hate you and want to slam you into the wall. You make my job much easier, but when the 150k cameras don't work I only have four letter words that describe how I feel because I can't get tech support as it comes from a place in a far different time zone that is usually closed when we are open. Oh well, all in all, I thank you, technology for all you do for me. Especially Facebook.
Of course, coworkers. I have grown to really enjoy my coworkers. When I want to pull all my hairs out, almost everyone around me does too so you add that sense of normality I search for. You are all winners.
Repentance/forgiveness- you are just great. A few choice words have left my lips this month that I usually only say in my head and/or sometimes type. Oopsie. But, I can always come clean. This notion has left my spirit still feeling good and free of remorse. Sometimes only one word works. Can I help this? No, for I did not invent the English Language.
Brittney Spears. Gosh I have loved you during this the month of September. And yes! I would love a piece of you!! Your non-relateable lyrics have helped me escape to places where I strip in the streets while getting the groceries. Escapism at its best! You rock my world.
Perhaps I had something or someone else to thank, but I am just too tired to find the wit needed to describe it/you. But you know who you are, and I lurvvve you!
xoxo
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Sometimes youjust need to swear. Preferrably not infront of Oakley. But even then....
Oh love, if you've only sworn a few times, you've done much better than me. Usually mine come out in long colorful strings that would knock the socks off of those oldie moldies you talk about. Whew...what a potty mouth I've become. Here's to being crass!
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