My final (well maybe) complaint

I should be working at a factory in Korea putting together Dell Laptops. I just installed the new keyboard that actually has a functioning enter key. Thankyou Neil from Dell! What great customer service. I will never stop complaining on this Blog because who knows who is reading. Serious. I took out the batery pack, took of the hinge cover, and replaced the old keyboard with the new one. I felt such glee hearing all the clicks and clacks. I wish I could have had this moment 7 years ago so I could have up and moved to Korea to make my big career move. Some things just come too late in life... sigh.

Another thing I want to complain about is haircuts. Now, we all know the mishaps of an unplanned bad hair cut, but I am talking about the planned ones. I have met Fabio, yes, Fabio is living here in Calgary. There is the man at my gym who works out in acid washed jeans and a faded back tank top. I see him often. I have carefully observed him just to make sure that he is in fact real and not a figment of my imagination. Fabio has a very bad hair cut. Well, maybe he is on the other side of the equation as he actually needs a hair cut. Let's forget the technicalities- he just has bad hair. His hair is longer than mine and blonder than mine (which isn't saying much). And mine is long...it's my dowery and I'm taking care of it. It is very unsightly. Fabio needs to cut his hair.

So do those still sproting the "pixie" cut. Using a straightner/curling iron to flip out the ends of short hair is just a big no. I see people like this and think that they will fly away at any minute. This style died after "Sweet Home Alabama" came out on VHS. Short hair is really cute and I am a huge fan, just don't give yourself wings.

Okay, I feel like kind of a jerk about all my complaining. What if I change the world though? Afterall, I did get a new keyboard with very little effort on my part. Maybe by tomorrow Fabio will manage his maine and all the pixie cuts will be grounded. All the possibilities.