23 April 2009

Things That Made Me Almost Barf At Work Today

The old old man in a wheelchair who methodically took his dentures out of his mouth and then sucked all the spit off them. Almost barfed.

The very inappropriate young man who looks you up and down and whistles. Almost barfed.

3 woot-woots!:

Nawana said...

Well you are a hot mamma.

As for the dentures, I have a feeling I'll be seeing a lot of that in my future.

serinda said...

Denture habits are so disgusting. Once, I took one out of someone's mouth, and found an entire blueberry bran muffin, in varying states of decomposition, underneath. I barfed. I have the unique talent of smelling a denture at fifty paces. And any kind of perio disease as well. (un) Lucky me.

iris said...

'barf' is one of my favorite words - just so descriptive.